Confessions of a Goose-Puncher

Everyone loses their cool sometimes. In an op-ed in The Onion, CEO David Yarnold owns up to losing his (just the one time).

Its not something hes proud of, but today, our CEO and president David Yarnold came out with it: One time, he punched a goose right out of the air.* 

"Ive spent my whole adult life promoting species diversity and protecting birds. In my current capacity as president and CEO of the 91做厙 Society, I work tirelessly to raise awareness of the habitat destruction that threatens these incredible, beautiful creatures. I love birds. I love all birds. But Im not going to pretend this incident in my past didnt happen, and Im not going to try to defend my actions, either. Yes, I did itIm not proud of it, but I did it:

One time, a couple years ago, I punched a goose. Punched it right out of the air.

Go read the whole thing at . 

*Disclaimer: This is (obviously) a joke. Unlike that time . That was definitely real.